How many tears did The Doctor cry?
A River.
Was it enough to fill two Ponds?
(via thecharliecharmander)
*hides good snacks from family members*
(via sheldortheconqueror)
dibs asked: me or snoop dog?
Depends. Which one of you is buying me dinner?
lightning-shaped-scars asked: Who would you rather sleep with? Me or me? :D Hahaha love your face XD <3
I don’t think I can decide. I’ll have to sleep with both you and you. If you love my face you should get Snap Chat. Then you’ll get to see me in my onesie too!
dibs asked: me or Sir Richard Branson?
Well I’ve never done it with a person with a title before, so I’ll need to sleep with him to cross it off my list





